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“You don't double click anything, son. It's a Bible."
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“Welcome to our first annual foot-washing service." © 2000 Jonny Hawkins
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"We got his name from the Bible – Jonathan David Obadiah Gideon. For short, we're calling him J-Dog."
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"We can help. We're carpenter ants." © 2011 Jonny Hawkins
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"There aren't any mountains around - do I go tell it on the molehill?"
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"Let's just hand them a bulletin and say wwwhhaaaazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuupppp?!"
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"If you want to be a pastor, take a lot of math courses... I spend most of my time dealing with additions, subtractions, and divisions."
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"When you said this church was committed to the ancient practices, I didn't realize that included your computer software."
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"I got a ticket on the way home from Bible Study. You said, 'Godspeed to you', so I went in a moment, in a twinkling of an eye."
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"That's code for 'Bible Study'."
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I always preach at a level than an eight-year-old can understand... I figure the adults can ask questions later.
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I'm looking for an opportunity for service... any volunteers here who need to be bossed around?
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"Now, quit sinning and get these last two outs!"
Copyright Jonny Hawkins 2011
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"Pastor said the New Year is like a clean slate, so I went ahead and deleted everything."
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"I know I'm a part of the body of Christ, but sometimes I really feel like an appendix."
© Jonny Hawkins
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I would have made a great Old Testament prophet. I dress funny... people call me eccentric... and I love pointing out what everybody else is doing wrong.
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“Fall back, spring forward,” adjust the clock, adjust the body—it’s all part of the yearly ritual. But as I age, the time between the events seems shorter and shorter. I had just gotten used to “falling back” when I had to “spring forward,” or I have sprung back and it’s now time to fall forward? Either way, we have to deal with time and seasons.
Durante nuestros campamentos de verano, nosotros siempre dividimos las personas en grupos. Los miembros del grupo limpian juntos y compiten en varios juegos y actividades a través de la semana para ganar puntos. Al final de la semana, nosotros premiamos al equipo que tiene más puntos. Cada equipo ganador tiene una cosa en común. Nunca es el equipo más atlético como algunos piensan, no el equipo ganador siempre tendrá líderes que están involucrados, animados, y emocionados en trabajar juntos. Un equipo ganador siempre tendrá un gran liderazgo.