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“Welcome to our first annual foot-washing service." © 2000 Jonny Hawkins
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“You don't double click anything, son. It's a Bible."
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"We can help. We're carpenter ants." © 2011 Jonny Hawkins
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"Let's just hand them a bulletin and say wwwhhaaaazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuupppp?!"
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"There aren't any mountains around - do I go tell it on the molehill?"
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"We got his name from the Bible – Jonathan David Obadiah Gideon. For short, we're calling him J-Dog."
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"If you want to be a pastor, take a lot of math courses... I spend most of my time dealing with additions, subtractions, and divisions."
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"That's code for 'Bible Study'."
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"Now, quit sinning and get these last two outs!"
Copyright Jonny Hawkins 2011
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I'm looking for an opportunity for service... any volunteers here who need to be bossed around?
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I always preach at a level than an eight-year-old can understand... I figure the adults can ask questions later.
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"I got a ticket on the way home from Bible Study. You said, 'Godspeed to you', so I went in a moment, in a twinkling of an eye."
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"When you said this church was committed to the ancient practices, I didn't realize that included your computer software."
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"I know I'm a part of the body of Christ, but sometimes I really feel like an appendix."
© Jonny Hawkins
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"Pastor said the New Year is like a clean slate, so I went ahead and deleted everything."
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I would have made a great Old Testament prophet. I dress funny... people call me eccentric... and I love pointing out what everybody else is doing wrong.
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“Fall back, spring forward,” adjust the clock, adjust the body—it’s all part of the yearly ritual. But as I age, the time between the events seems shorter and shorter. I had just gotten used to “falling back” when I had to “spring forward,” or I have sprung back and it’s now time to fall forward? Either way, we have to deal with time and seasons.
Para predicar el Evangelio, los ministros han buscado en muchas direcciones para tener suficientes recursos financieros para llevar a cabo su visión. Desafortunadamente, algunos han recurrido a cosas sin escrúpulos. Otros han suplicado. Sin embargo, muchos utilizan las leyes de Dios de la siembra y la cosecha y de la progresión.