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“You don't double click anything, son. It's a Bible."
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“Welcome to our first annual foot-washing service." © 2000 Jonny Hawkins
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"We got his name from the Bible – Jonathan David Obadiah Gideon. For short, we're calling him J-Dog."
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"We can help. We're carpenter ants." © 2011 Jonny Hawkins
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"There aren't any mountains around - do I go tell it on the molehill?"
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"Let's just hand them a bulletin and say wwwhhaaaazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuupppp?!"
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"If you want to be a pastor, take a lot of math courses... I spend most of my time dealing with additions, subtractions, and divisions."
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"When you said this church was committed to the ancient practices, I didn't realize that included your computer software."
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"I got a ticket on the way home from Bible Study. You said, 'Godspeed to you', so I went in a moment, in a twinkling of an eye."
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"That's code for 'Bible Study'."
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I always preach at a level than an eight-year-old can understand... I figure the adults can ask questions later.
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I'm looking for an opportunity for service... any volunteers here who need to be bossed around?
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"Now, quit sinning and get these last two outs!"
Copyright Jonny Hawkins 2011
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"Pastor said the New Year is like a clean slate, so I went ahead and deleted everything."
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"I know I'm a part of the body of Christ, but sometimes I really feel like an appendix."
© Jonny Hawkins
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I would have made a great Old Testament prophet. I dress funny... people call me eccentric... and I love pointing out what everybody else is doing wrong.
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“Fall back, spring forward,” adjust the clock, adjust the body—it’s all part of the yearly ritual. But as I age, the time between the events seems shorter and shorter. I had just gotten used to “falling back” when I had to “spring forward,” or I have sprung back and it’s now time to fall forward? Either way, we have to deal with time and seasons.
Quiero presentarles a Lonnie y Lori Bouldin. A pesar de que han sido misioneros durante muchos años, son nuestros nuevos misioneros.